Weird food of the day: I bought Blazing Buffalo Doritos, but they were too spicy. So I dipped them in cream cheese. Problem solved. Shut up.
Couch Status: Lumpy. It smells musty in here from all the rain making our cellar smell musty and the smell sneaking upstairs. I peed 14 times today because like the doctor said, Jack is laying on Katie who's laying on Charlotte and they're ALL LAYING ON MY BLADDER.
Current Wish: A bathroom on the first floor.
Current Cat Status: Sleeping on our bed. His usual afternoon activity.